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Thursday, March 03, 2022

Worst Pop Song of the Sixties


A Facebook page was asking recently what people thought was the worst pop song if the 1960s.

The consensus choice was “These Boots Are Made for Walking.”

I disagree. It’s a perfectly decent pop song, with a nice hook—the descending bass line after each chorus. I can’t guess why people dislike it.

Also often cited was “Tiptoe through the Tulips,” by Tiny Tim. Again, a decent song. Presumably folks are reacting to the quality of Tim’s voice and his persona. As a matter of fact, that might be so for Nancy Sinatra as well. Not the song, but the performer.

Cited almost as frequently: “Sugar Sugar,” by The Archies. This is actually a good tune, built around a catchy riff. Again, the problem seems to be the performer, not the song.

For my money, the worst song of the Sixties was ”Incense and Peppermints,” by Strawberry Alarm Clock. Virtually no consistent melody, and the lyrics were pathetic.




Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose
Little to win, but nothing to lose
Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, girl
Look at yourself, look at yourself, yeah, girl, yeah, yeah
To divide the cockeyed world in two
Throw your pride to one side, it's the least you can do
Beatniks and politics, nothin' is new
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view
Who cares what games we choose
Little to win, but nothing to lose
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
Who cares what games we choose
Little to win, but nothing to lose
Incense, peppermints
Incense, peppermints


 

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