Daniel O'Connell achieved Catholic emancipation by following the Gospel advice to "turn the other cheek." |
A friend has asked me what I would do in response to Trump’s tariff threats were I the government of Canada.
Making
threats, talking tough and retaliating with counter-tariffs is insane. Canada
is sure to lose in a trade war. I fear Ford and the Liberals are actually prepared
to destroy Canada for the sake of getting themselves re-elected one more time.
This is a perfect example of where Jesus’s advice to turn the other cheek applies. When one is dealing with an opponent of overwhelming superiority, the only hope is to appeal to their conscience. Luckily, Americans have a good conscience and are already well-disposed to Canada.
1. Call Trump’s bluff in a dramatic fashion. Declare a referendum, to be held in a year, on Canada joining the US. As a government, stay strictly neutral, if you cannot openly favour the idea. Do nothing to restrict American money or influence from getting involved in the campaign.
The referendum would almost certainly fail: current polls suggest only 10-15% of Canadians would support annexation. If it passed, I doubt the Americans would let us in anyway. And if they did let us in, frankly, not a problem. They’re a democracy; we’d be fine.The referendum campaign would, one hopes, inspire a lot of American speakers and opinion leaders to talk up Canada, in hopes of getting Canada to vote for annexation. And this would influence other Americans to be more sympathetic to our plight. Overall, this will impress on the Americans that we are love them, are a part of them, not “other.”
2. A charm offensive. Enlist a real “Team
Canada” of Canadian celebrities with a large following in the US, and ideally
cachet with Trump’s base, to go on talk shows and podcasts talking about how
close Canadians and Americans have always been. And about growing up in Canada.
Comedians are especially good for this, because people generally love anyone
who makes them laugh, and Canada has many comedians popular in the US. We want
to win the hearts and minds of the American public. We want them to identify with
us and our lives, to see us as the same as Americans, growing up with Captain Kangaroo,
the Muppets, and so forth, admiring American culture. Maybe pining for things
they had in America that we did not get.
We should also develop our own ads, tugging at the heart-strings, with swelling music and nostalgic video clips, reminding Americans of times when Canadian hockey fans sang the American national anthem, when Newfoundlanders welcomed stranded American air passengers, when the Canadian embassy in Iran sheltered American diplomats, scenes of fighting together in Afghanistan, Korea, WWII, WWI; sharing joy at VE Day. How baseball, football, and basketball all have Canadian as well as American roots. There’s a lot of material available.
3. Regardless of Trump or the Americans, we ought to want to stop all fentanyl traffic and keep terrorists out. Canadians are dying. We should immediately offer to set up a high-level joint task force with the USA, like we once did with NORAD.
The Americans also want us to spend more money on defense; but this is also in our own national interest, and our NATO commitment. We need to be able to defend our Arctic. Why fight over it? Let’s do it.
4. Trump goes on about the trade deficit. There are a number of major “trade irritants” the Americans have long complained about. But what they want is actually, in many cases, also what is best for Canadians. Our own government, pandering to special interests, is the problem. They are suckering us by appealing to patriotism, the last refuge of a scoundrel.
a. We should want to drop “supply
management” for dairy and eggs: it is not just unfair to US farmers, it is a
cruel levy on the Canadian poor, a huge transfer of wealth from the poor to the
rich.
b. We should lift restrictions on US
investment in Canada. These are good for a few oligarchs, because they limit competition.
But refusing investment is obviously bad for the Canadian economy, hobbles job growth,
limits choices, and raises prices. We should have the courage to compete openly
in the entire North American market.
c. We should end all “Canadian content”
regulations. Americans see these as unfair trade practices, and in the age of
infinite information over the internet, they are unenforceable, intolerable
restrictions on freedom of speech, and only cripple Canadian media outlets in
the market.
d. We should limit the use of any
Chinese parts in Canadian manufactures resold on to the US market. It is more
in our interests than in those of the US to ensure that anything labelled “made
in Canada” is actually made in Canada.
e. We should stop subsidizing any
companies or industries. Any such subsidies are trade irritants. They look like
unfair competition to the Americans, because they really are unfair
competition. They are also almost guarantees of graft and government corruption,
distorting market forces, and transferring wealth from the poor to the rich.
We probably don’t want to do all this unilaterally,
instead of holding them back as bargaining chips in trade negotiations. But we
should be negotiating right now: on the 25% tariffs. Throw some meat on the
table as an immediate offer in exchange for removing these tariffs.
By doing all this, we will win the American
public over to our side. And they will also see thir prices rising due to
tariffs. Together, these should make keeping the tariffs on politically
unsustainable for an American government.