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Showing posts with label Gananoque. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gananoque. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

The Mythological Gardens



My home town, Gananoque, is a tourist berg. Some decades ago, some prominent local hit upon the idea of turning Centennial Park, in the centre of town, into a sculpture park. That ought to please the passersby.

Unfortunately, this did not reckon on the decadence of contemporary art. What the town is left with is a few random piles of what looks like scrap metal.

I proposed in this blog some time ago to convert the park instead into a collection of realistic statues of Canadian heroes.

I still like that idea; but perhaps I have a better one.

Other towns—no, other cities—have zoological gardens, or botanical gardens. Why couldn't Gananoque, uniquely, have a mythological gardens?

The grounds would be populated by statues of mythological creatures, if possible in their natural habitat. As in a zoo, one could have plaques explaining basic facts about the beasts, where they range, what they eat, and so forth. With a little extra funding, guests could press a button and hear the monster's voice.

This would automatically be attractive to the public. There is a reason why these imaginary beasts have stuck in the human imagination. They touch on deep archetypes, and so excite the fancy.

At the same time, it would be highly educational. We sometimes see displays of dinosaur statues on a similar principle; at, for example, the Calgary zoo, in the name of educating kids about science. But this does not work nearly so well: every few years we find out something dramatically new about dinosaurs, in effect making our expensive displays show something known to be false. It turns out dinosaurs had feathers. They were warm-blooded. There was no brontosaurus.

Mythical animals, on the other hand, never change. In learninig about them, the student does not learn about science, but he learns a lot about the humanities. He will now understand the reference if he ever reads literature or admires art. He may also garner something about the human mind.

The fact that they are “just” statues is merely a matter of being fully authentic. They are, to begin with, creatures of art. Sculptors could be given some leeway in making thee figures dramatic. At the same time, we want to ge sure they are authentic to the traditions, for educational purposes.

I had some fun last night coming up with the most obvious exhibits. A few rules: this must not be a solitary individual, in the mythology, but a species. It must not be a type of human, like a werewolf or a vampire, or too humanoid in form.

pooka




Habitat: Ireland.

mermaid




The great success of PT Barnum's “Feegee mermaid” exhibit suggests this should be a crowd-pleaser. Not to mention the Disney connections.A bit too humanoid, but too popular to leave out. Habitat: Denmark, Fiji, the oceans of the world.

sphinx



An important bit of knowledge to impart. Kids, impress your friends with this bit: that big statue in front of the pyramids in Egypt is not a sphinx. Display could pose the famous riddle from the Oedipus cycle. Habitat: Thebes, Greece, Hellenic world


dragon



The real, original, dinosaur. Accept no imitations. Habitat: world wide.

phoenix



An opportunity for an exciting display. Have the statue made of some flame-resistant metal, and place an eternal flame inside. At regular intervals, it would be set to suddenly turn up and immolate the statue. Habitat: Greece, sands of Arabia, China.

sasquatch





The inevitable Canadian content. Great voice recordings available. Habitat: BC, Pacific Northwest.

unicorn


Especially for the girls. Habitat: Europe, China.

satyr




Delightfully scary. Habitat: Arcadia, Greece, any woods or clearing at noon.

centaur



golem



Habitat: Prague, Jewish diaspora.


griffin



A bit of a local reference. Griffins have been spotted as close by as Gananoque Lake.

manticore



Needs to be included for the sake of Robertson Davies' novel of the same name, a Canadian classic.

thunderbird



A bit of free advertising for a local motel. And an aboriginal reference. Habitat: North America


chupacabra




Of interest as a recent urban legend. The imagination lives! We could show him in he act of bleeding a goat dry.

haetae




A personal favourite, from Korea. Made of granite, eats fire and protects from earthquakes. Could ship one over from Korea, where they know how to carve it properly. Habitat: Korea, China.

sea serpent



Another opportunity for a dramatic display. Centennial Park in Gananoque has a small lake in the middle. Create a statue of a sea serpent head and neck that remains usually submerged, then at fixed intervals, emerges above the surface, blows a spout of water, then sinks again into the murky depths of the pond. Habitat: Lake Okanagan, Lake Manitoba, Lake Champlain, Loch Ness, the oceans of the world.

roc


From the Arabian Nights. Habitat: Arabia, Indian Ocean. Diet: elephants.



Wednesday, July 22, 2015

1812 Boat Tours



A Danish gunboat of the period

Some years ago, at Brown's Bay, Ontario, archaeologists salvaged what they believe to be the only surviving example of a British gunboat from the War of 1812. More recently, a new team went over the wreck with a fine tooth comb, and published a detailed description of the hull's structure.

I see a business opportunity for someone here.

During the War of 1812, the Thousand Islands area was critical: it was along the only supply route between Upper and Lower Canada, and the many islands made it ideal for sneak attacks on shipping, for privateering and even piracy. As a result, Gananoque, “The Canadian Gateway to the Thousand Islands,” was then a station for these gunboats.

"Gunboat engagement in the Thousand Islands"

Today, the Thousand Islands make Gananoque a major tourism destination. And the single most popular draw, as verified by TripAdvisor, as if every resident did not know it, is the boat tours of the islands.

Now imagine an island tour in a reconstructed War of 1812 gunboat, complete with costumed guides and a cannon on the foredeck that fired mid-voyage.

Indeed, why stop there? Why not include a dramatic re-enactment of a skirmish with river pirates, American shore batteries, and/or an American gunboat of the period?

Brown's Bay wreck

Monday, July 20, 2015

Canada's Walk of Honour



James FitzGibbon


Joni Mitchell has remarked that Canada is no good at honouring our heroes. I think she is absolutely right. I grew to maturity with the cockeyed notion that Canada did not really have any heroes, or not many—even though I had read with great interest, as a child, the exploits of Billy Bishop, Bill Barker, Raymond Collishaw, and Madeleine de Vercheres. This crazy notion can only have come from the fact that we do not honour them properly.

Sure, we do have our memorials and our place names for Brock and Wolfe, Frontenac and Vancouver and Simcoe and the like. Worthy chaps, for the most part. The only problem is that they are not Canadians. That and the usual fact that they achieved their place in history largely from being born into the right class, a thought that ought to be anathema in democratic, egalitarian Canada.

Then we have things like the Canadian Walk of Fame in Toronto. Here, the problem is that the metric is mere fame, not merit. This becomes a self-reinforcing loop: if Canadian heroes are not sufficiently publicized, they never will be by such a project, which relies on prior publicity. Those most likely to be honoured here are, inevitably, those who have made their mark not in and for Canada and Canadian culture, but abroad, where individual achievements are more openly honoured. You want to be on the Canadian Walk of Fame, you'd better leave early for Hollywood.

We need, somewhere, something like a Canadian Westminster Abbey, which would honour genuine contributions to the Canadian nation, in whatever field. My choice of venue, largely no doubt since it is my home town, is Gananoque, Ontario's modest sculpture park. It is conveniently equidistant, more or less, between Montreal, Ottawa, and Toronto. It is already a tourist destination. And it already has a sculpture park. Sadly, the current sculpture park, I fear, is a failure, because it is all modern, and most modern sculpture is deadly boring. It looks more like a scrap metal yard at present.

Proposed selection criteria:

1. avoid the well-born. It is part of the essence of Canada that Canada is of and for ordinary people living ordinary lives. These should be figures the average Canadian child can aspire to emulate.

2. no foreigners. One may of course be foreign born and become a Canadian, but Canada is not, and must stop seeing itself as, a hotel. That is the colonial mentality.

3. subjects must be creators of Canada, as opposed to merely famous. Their accomplishments must have had this effect. Again, a colonial mentality tends to make us favour people who become famous somewhere else, for doing something mostly irrelevant to Canada: no Norman Bethune, no Mary Pickford.

4. by the same token, subjects should be advocates for and defenders of Canada as a united country and culture, not just for this or that special interest group. So, no Nellie McClungs, Louis Riels, William Lyon Mackenzies or Tecumsehs. This means all politicians are at least questionable, as they are partisan figures. In any case, they tend to get their memorials elsewhere.

5. in general, subjects should not be famous for one single act; their lives as a whole ought to be exemplary. So, no Laura Secords or VC's. These folks are admirable, but less useful as a model for the young.

6. in the sculptures themselves, faces must be recognizable; we do not want abstraction. Part of the point is that Canadian kids feel themselves in the presence of a person much like themselves.

7. no high pedestals or outsize proportions. Poses should be relatively casual and inviting. We want honour, but we want no idolatry or civil religion. Part of our point is that heroes are human.

8. To avoid momentary passions and fads, no subject should be honoured here during their own lifetime. We don't want to have to later write off the cost of a Bill Cosby statue, either.

And now, of course, I inevitably have my own list of favourite nominees.

The first guy I think of is James FitzGibbon. Almost bloodless victor at Beaver Dams. Almost single-handedly responsible for preventing Toronto from falling to the rebels during the Upper Canada Rebellion in 1837. In between, he did a tremendous job keeping peace among Protestant and Catholic settlers, setting the tone and standard of tolerance that has characterised Canada ever since. The lack of recognition has has suffered before and after death is a national scandal.

My second thought is Lucy Maude Montgomery. Author, of course, of the Anne books. Her influence on subsequent Canadian literature cannot be overstated. Every subsequent Canadian literary heroine, and to a large extent Canadian hero, has been a type of Anne. She made children a special focus of Canadian culture generally, and the story of Anne is our national epic.

Three: Stephen Leacock. The second great founder of Canadian literature, Leacock gave Canadian culture its special focus on humour and on everyday small town life. I see him portrayed in a good suit, a “fantasie,” with a straw hat in his lap: another summer in Mariposa.

Fourth: Robert W. Service. The third great founder of Canadian popular literature. The inventor of the Canadian West. In a buckskin shirt that is caked with dirt.

Fifth, in order to represent Canadian literature in French, I nominate Emile Nelligan. Besides often being considered the father of Canadian poetry in French, the tragedy of his life cries out for some remembrance. I would prefer him portrayed in his later years, with that haunted stare of someone who sees the other world.

Emile Nelligan

So far, I am obviously favouring literature, which is my pet interest. What about the visual arts? I'm less qualified here, but one thing I do feel strongly: no Group of Seven or Emily Carr. First, far from representing anything original, they paint pretty much like European landscape artists of their time. The only thing that is different is the Canadian landscape. Second, their subjects—the northern wilderness—tend to have been accessible only to the rich and well-born of their time. Third, their interest in the landscape without the human smacks of European tourism rather than a deep human connection to this place.

Among the artists, then, I would rather honour William Kurelek. Kurelek captures the feel of ordinary life among ordinary people, the visual equivalent of Leacock. This is the true Canadian idiom.

Next, and by no means in order of merit, I'd love a statue of Alex Colville at his easel, painting a picture of the sculpture park in which he is placed. He too speaks of ordinary life, and shows its mysteries.

Our third representative of the true Canadian visual medium ought, I think, to be Duncan Macpherson, the longtime political cartoonist. Political cartooning is a real Canadian speciality, part of the wider Canadian tradition of humour. There is nothing anywhere else in art more brilliant than Macpherson's depictions of John Diefenbaker.



For music, I think preference has to go to those who wrote songs with Canadian topics, as opposed to pure musicians. Not only is this more obviously Canadian in nature, but it also expresses Canada's folksy soul, the interest in the common man. Purely instrumental music tends to be for the upper classes.

First up, Stan Rogers. He always wrote and sang about Canadians, and he always wrote about the common working man. Second, Stompin' Tom Connors. Third, Mary Travers, La Baldoc, who largely founded Franco-Canadian folk music as we know it, a blending of French and Celtic strands.

When we think of culture, it is wrong to leave out religious culture. No doubt this is controversial, but excluding religion from the mix is hardly a neutral stance. We need to include saints. First, I think of Kateri Tekakwitha, the first native-born North American saint of the Catholic Church. Her spiritual influence has been enormous on Canadian Catholics, and not just on Catholics: Leonard Cohen, though Jewish, has been deeply inspired by her story. She represents a cultural bridge, between Mohawk, Algonquin, and French, that represents Canada as a whole as a union of cultures. Her ability to consecrate and make great an ordinary life of daily affairs is a model of the Canadian ideal. And she needs to be portrayed, for once, accurately. Statues and pictures of her are always romanticised into a treacly Pocahontas stereotype. She ought to be portrayed as she was, with scars from smallpox on her face, and with a blanket over her head. She always wore a blanket, either out of modesty or to cover the scars on her face. Our one portrait from life seems to show her in a white buckskin dress.

barf

We can balance Kateri for Protestants with Barbara Heck, commonly credited with co-founding Methodism, traditionally Canada's largest Protestant denomination, in both the US and Canada. She is also almost a local hero, having settled in nearby Prescott.

Also a saint, but worthy of inclusion even on other grounds, is Marguerite Bourgeoys. She deserves recognition as Montreal's and perhaps Canada's first teacher, and for championing the common man. Who is more important in sustaining a living culture than teachers?

Although a politician, I think we need to include Thomas D'Arcy McGee. We know him as a Father of Confederation; but more than that, he was the ideologue of Confederation, and the great ideologue of Canada as an independent and distinct country, with its own culture. Not incidentally, he was also very largely responsible for turning Canadian Irish away from thoughts of revolution and towards committing fully to the building of a new nationality on this continent. And he seems to have done this, in the end, at great personal cost. Without him, the Fenian raids, for example, might have had a very different result.

Also up (no doubt with groans from those who consider themselves sophisticated) is Pierre Burton. Yes, he is a popular historian, not an academic. But cultures are built on popular histories, not articles in academic journals.

The reader is welcome to add his or her own suggestions in the comments.