The Washington Swamp Creatures

Decapitated.

The Washington Redskins have just announced they are changing their name.

Here are a few more helpful suggestions for a new one.

The Washington Kneebenders

The Washington Lost Tribe

The Washington Punters

The Washington Snowflakes

The Washington Yellowskins

The Washington Rednecks

The Washington Indigenous People

The Washington Mohicans

The Washington Waldos

The Washington Toppled Statues

The Washington Edskin-rays

The Washington Crimson Epidermises

The Washington Smallpox Blankets

The Washington Guilt Trippers

The Washington Washerwomen

The Washington Watergates

The Washington White Men

The Washington Wets

The Washington Dog-faced Pony Soldiers

The Washington Expletives Deleted
The Washington Pigskins
The Washington Gorgeous Georges

You're welcome, Washingtonians.